Monday, January 23, 2012

507-508. Maiden invaidin'

A horny rapscallion named Quinn,
Convinced a young virgin to sin.
There wasn't much clearance,
But with perseverance
He managed to shove it all in.


A dirty old bastard named Wright,
Liked virgins because they were tight.
His prick was so small
(Almost no dick at all)
That a used cunt just didn't feel right.

2 comments:

  1. Just read your last four creations. I thought that the three in red were hilarious. Not as crazy about the Great Deign, but I do know the novel you surely mean, The Vicar of Wakefield. It is pretty good. I didn't realize that he was writing that early on in Brit Lit. 1770 is Beethoven's birth year and pretty close to Jane Austen's. Whatever...

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  2. Thanks for the kudos, Boulderite. You correctly named "The Vicar" as the novel. His well-known (?) poem is "The Deserted Village." Seems that Miss Britt in Senior English class pointed out the rarity of this 3-genres feat.

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