Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
499. Wankers aweigh
A young seaman worked on a tanker,
And was known as a consummate wanker.
One night on the Bosphorus
Struck a match, and its phosphorus
Revealed that his cock had a canker.