Friday, January 6, 2012

475-476. Drizzling

A runny-nosed bastard named Steve,
Liked to wipe off his snot on his sleeve.
This made his wife curse,
Steve replied "Could be worse.
I could use it my dick to relieve."

There once was a woman from Hurds,
Whose eating was just like a bird's.
Not in minuscule bits,
All the time!  And her shits
Came out liquid instead of in turds.

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