Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, January 12, 2012
490. Save some for me
A horny new husband named Herm,
Likes to play with himself when he's firm.
His regular jacking off
Results in his hacking off
His wife, who wants all of his sperm.