Sunday, January 8, 2012

479-480. GOP guys 1&2

With six candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination still in the running I decided I should limericize each before any more drop out.  I'll be posting two more on both Monday and Tuesday.  They're being presented in order by last name.

That pompous old candidate, Newt,
Spouts figures which Dems oft refewt.
His name salamanderish
And past acts philanderish
Won't woo voters who are astewt.

The Mormon from Utah, Jon Huntsman,
Might succeed if he ran for ombuntsman.
His odds I would put small
At primary football,
He should drop out, i.e., be a puntsman.

1 comment:

  1. Fabulous, Fill. Hope the others measure up to these two. You should publish them "out there". Playing words on Newt must have been much fun.