Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Sunday, January 22, 2012
506. Nothing up a sleeve
A fertile young fellow named Mort,
Enjoys going out to cavort.
He picks up young clubbers
But doesn't use rubbers,
The girls soon decide to abort.