Friday, January 20, 2012

502-503. That nickname

A sporting emporium, Dick's,
Put a store in our mall in the sticks.
It's the first one we've had,
And I was quite glad
To learn that they do not sell pricks!

A dumbass named Richard Hieronymous,
Always thought that his dick was eponymous.
Someone went to the trouble
Of bursting his bubble,
"It's slang, by a guy who's anonymous."

1 comment:

  1. I laughed "hard" at both of these. Truly.