Saturday, January 7, 2017

2352. Ab stain

Inspired by OP386 and its comments
On a date, out to win a girl's heart,
Tried to let some gas slowly depart
Imagine my shame
At the odor which came
And stayed with us, for it was a shart!

4 comments:

  1. If that final word is unknown to you... it's a portmanteau (or blended) word, combining 'shit' and 'fart.'

    It more often takes the past tense, as in "I sharted."

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    1. Pity the poor lad at summer camp who shart-sheeted his own bed.

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    2. Too, too funny! Great pun, little brother.

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  2. Definition of 'shart':
    A half-farted bowel evacuation.

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