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Sunday, January 1, 2017
2343. Just soy could say it
An un-strict vegetarian, Tommy, Learned women could also taste yommy He went down on one Who'd a daughter and son Prompting him to say, "I edamame."
Okay, Professor, I have revised my grateworthy Line 2...
Vegetarians know what you mean Edamame - a plant that's a bean It's an excellent source Of much calcium, of course Iron too, reinforced with protein!
Cook it, steamy, add salt, lots of butter Get inside the pod, pull out the clutter Mess about with your snout With your tongue all throughout But just keep your mind out of the gutter!
Okay, I know the stressed syllable in 'protein' is reversed, but just say it with a wide, teeth-baring grin and oomph! (ooh-la-la!)
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ReplyDeleteProTEIN doesn't grate nearly so much as your 2nd line's scansion.
ReplyDeleteDo Canucks say, "ED-a-maim"? I've always heard it as, "ed-a-MOM-ee."
Okay, Professor, I have revised my grateworthy Line 2...
ReplyDeleteVegetarians know what you mean
Edamame - a plant that's a bean
It's an excellent source
Of much calcium, of course
Iron too, reinforced with protein!
Cook it, steamy, add salt, lots of butter
Get inside the pod, pull out the clutter
Mess about with your snout
With your tongue all throughout
But just keep your mind out of the gutter!
Okay, I know the stressed syllable in 'protein' is reversed, but just say it with a wide, teeth-baring grin and oomph! (ooh-la-la!)