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Tuesday, January 3, 2017
OP386. Mind over states of matter
As I age, inner thoughts strangely pass;
Used to contemplate navel, now ass.
Eating dairy’s a toll on
roils in my colon--
‘Tis solid, or liquid, or gas?
The answer, physiologically
speaking, is “I haven’t the Vagus idea.”