Tuesday, January 3, 2017

OP386. Mind over states of matter

As I age, inner thoughts strangely pass;
Used to contemplate navel, now ass.
     Eating dairy’s a toll on
     What roils in my colon--
‘Tis solid, or liquid, or gas?
The answer, physiologically speaking, is “I haven’t the Vagus idea.”


  1. Welcome back, bro!

    What a great start to the new year.

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    1. Thanks, Dave. Here is a comment worthy perhaps of your "24 Dozen" status. My wife has a term for that sensation of anticipatory relief-turned-to-horror: a "fart with lumps."