Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, January 7, 2017
2352. Ab stain
Inspired by OP386 and its comments On a date, out to win a girl's heart, Tried to let some gas slowly depart Imagine my shame At the odor which came And stayed with us, for it was a shart!