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Wednesday, January 4, 2017
2345. Worried that she might Bobbitt
Most women think they deserve parity But equality still is a rarity Gals have penis envy So chauvinist men ve- to any such thoughts with celerity.
And to women's chagrin, we usually come too rapidly, too.