Wednesday, January 4, 2017

2345. Worried that she might Bobbitt

Most women think they deserve parity
But equality still is a rarity
Gals have penis envy
So chauvinist men ve-
to any such thoughts with celerity.

And to women's chagrin, we usually come too rapidly, too.

1 comment:

  1. Penis envy, my foot! You are dreaming!
    That theory is not worth redeeming
    Ride a bike or a horse
    Then those man parts, of course
    Would be plagued by my torso's weight, screaming.

    Just keep dreaming there, boy-Cinderella
    As your boob envy needs an umbrella
    You just can't get enough
    Of that squishable stuff
    I'm afraid that's just tough titty, fella!