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Wednesday, January 4, 2017
2345. Worried that she might Bobbitt
Most women think they deserve parity But equality still is a rarity Gals have penis envy So chauvinist men ve- to any such thoughts with celerity.
And to women's chagrin, we usually come too rapidly, too.
Penis envy, my foot! You are dreaming! That theory is not worth redeeming Ride a bike or a horse Then those man parts, of course Would be plagued by my torso's weight, screaming.
Just keep dreaming there, boy-Cinderella As your boob envy needs an umbrella You just can't get enough Of that squishable stuff I'm afraid that's just tough titty, fella!
Penis envy, my foot! You are dreaming!
ReplyDeleteThat theory is not worth redeeming
Ride a bike or a horse
Then those man parts, of course
Would be plagued by my torso's weight, screaming.
Just keep dreaming there, boy-Cinderella
As your boob envy needs an umbrella
You just can't get enough
Of that squishable stuff
I'm afraid that's just tough titty, fella!