Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Wednesday, January 4, 2017
OP387. How it got its name
A non-issue for Suzanne, at least... It's a dangerous thing, so I've heard To go nude in the woods. It's absurd! For a woodpecker could Just start pecking your wood (Now that's killing two stones with one bird.)
Neat lim, Dave, and a funny, ballsy L5.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of my joke about Kurds which appeared last April in #2070.
David! What do you mean, a non-issue? Have you been spying on me again?
ReplyDeleteWell, unless you're a hermaphrodite...
DeleteOr maybe she's had a sex-change. You know, an addadicktomy.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe I'm just having a blonde moment...
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