Friday, January 6, 2017

2347-2351. AWAD of limericks on Sanskrit words

A bisexual German, a Brahmin,
Had lust for both herren und damen
And though he was wealthy
Was not a bit stealthy
About dating each (once uncommon.)

Went online, played a game with some mates
It was NASCAR-like, they said, "It rates!"
But my own chosen avatar
Somehow did not have a car
And wound up competing on skates.

Tried a midnight bank heist, should've shunned it
Saw a cop on my tail so I gunned it
I had tripped the alarm
Now I face prison harm;
As for safe cracking, I am no pundit.

A strict vegetarian, Tommy,
Eats fresh quinoa, kale, edamame.
He won't touch pirogi,
Is also a yogi
Who sikhs out advice from a swami.

A pacifist vows not to harm a
House fly or put on battle arma.
And a person who hectors
Conscientious objectors
Does not realize it's their karma.

2 comments:

  1. so great, Phil. several way better than mine, especially first and fourth. Loved 'herren und damen' and your sneaky sikhy pun

    z

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  2. Thank you, Zelda, but I sincerely doubt that mine are ANY better than yours -- much less "way better."

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