Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, February 5, 2016
1978. No rubber might rub 'er the wrong way
Contraceptives? They could have used some For the girlfriend was left feeling numb When he shot his white stuff In a glob on her muff Having pulled out before she had come.