Monday, February 8, 2016

1981. Dry dessert

After taking his woman to lunch
Mike wanted a bit more to munch
Though he thought that his sweet 'un
Might like being eaten

It turned out he just had a hunch.


  1. It seemed she just wanted to talk
    While taking a stroll round the block
    But he didn't love it
    And would have none of it
    So he shut her up with his cock.

  2. Has this foolish girl's brain become numb?!
    What she needs is a bottle of rum!
    She just turned down the chance
    To get O's in her pants
    Hey ho hum, she's as dumb as they come.