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Monday, February 8, 2016
1981. Dry dessert
After taking his woman to lunch Mike wanted a bit more to munch Though he thought that his sweet 'un Might like being eaten It turned out he just had a hunch.
It seemed she just wanted to talk While taking a stroll round the block But he didn't love it And would have none of it So he shut her up with his cock.
Has this foolish girl's brain become numb?! What she needs is a bottle of rum! She just turned down the chance To get O's in her pants Hey ho hum, she's as dumb as they come.
It seemed she just wanted to talk
ReplyDeleteWhile taking a stroll round the block
But he didn't love it
And would have none of it
So he shut her up with his cock.
Has this foolish girl's brain become numb?!
ReplyDeleteWhat she needs is a bottle of rum!
She just turned down the chance
To get O's in her pants
Hey ho hum, she's as dumb as they come.