Monday, February 22, 2016

2000. Upper berth, please

Unlike my opus magnum culminating in Limerick #1,000, this one is just another 5-liner.  Perhaps I should have entitled it, "Into the mouths of babes" but she seemed too skanky.
A French whore was stinky and louche
She had never been taught how to douche
One smell of her cunt
Made the johns give a grunt;
They'd fuck her, but just in her bouche.

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