Sunday, February 14, 2016

OP242-246 Bloody Damn Valentine Curse

HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN:

Be a stellar companion and friend
And a close confidante till the end
Be passionate, loving
Not pushy, no shoving
Be tactful, try not to offend.

Give her lots of attention and learn
To expect not too much in return
If she's mad, you should fear her
If sad, you could cheer her
To show that you do feel concern.

Remember each special occasion
Admit all your faults -- no evasion
Be loyal, don't cheat her
Like royalty treat her
Make her part of ev'ry equation.

Flowers/diamonds/sweets go a long way
When out dining, make sure that you pay
With every breath
You must say (until death)
Those three words, "I love you" ev'ry day.

HOW TO PLEASE A MAN:

A man's needs and wants are but few
Won't be asking a whole lot from you
For what joy that it brings
Do just two little things
Bring some beer, oh, and be naked too.

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