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Thursday, May 9, 2013
OP112. To the ends of heaven
My favorite target gets it again:
The news has been heard far and wide Yes, Birmingham's bishop has died So that horny old bishop Will just have to wish up In heaven there's children to ride.
Super limerick AND title, Dave, but you probably shouldn't post it at Reddit. Your EXCELLENT lines 3 and 4 have almost the same rhythm as mine from "Wandering Menstrual":
Super limerick AND title, Dave, but you probably shouldn't post it at Reddit. Your EXCELLENT lines 3 and 4 have almost the same rhythm as mine from "Wandering Menstrual":
ReplyDeleteBut I must confess, he
And Bessy got messy
which that idiot, "Bogroll", said didn't rhyme.
Lol...the hell with him then. But I haven't posted it there. And I enjoyed that limerick. And to me, that rhymed.
ReplyDeleteAnd just because the bishop dies in this limmie doesn't mean it'll be the last you hear of him, although I don't have any stored up at the moment.