Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, May 9, 2013
1034. Do they go ape anyway?
There once was a man named DeJong Who had him a dick like King Kong! But he was a dingus -- Liked just cunnilingus -- No gal ever had his huge schlong.