Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, May 17, 2013
1040. The letter(s) of the law
There once was a doofus named Dewey Whom a cop stopped for driving too screwy His first name proved apt When the officer slapped On him handcuffs and gave him a DUI.