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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, May 2, 2013
1029. Date expectations
There is a young woman named Kate With looks far beyond second-rate But she thinks it immoral To do the deed 'oral' So hasn't had one second date.
Geez, I remember when getting a kiss on the first date was rare!