Saturday, May 4, 2013

PD75-76. Lifted from Reddit

Dave Reddekopp and I occasionally post at Reddit (click that to see them all.)   Here are two by another participant which I think are damned good.  I've listed the name he uses there.

I courted the young Miss Mahoney
I was hoping she'd mount my baloney
But when I checked her crack
I was taken aback
She was riding the red cotton pony


There once was a man named Jerome
Who liked to jerk off when not home
He once pulled his meat
From Paris to Crete
And didn't switch hands until Rome.


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