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Saturday, May 25, 2013
1047. Milking it for all it's worth
A naughty farm lad from Mount Vernon Jacked off with a deep sense of yearnin' The up and down stroke Of this horny young bloke Also worked well when doin' the churnin'.
Onan to his peculiar proclivity, this farm hand will never become "Father of his Country."
ReplyDeleteThen there was the kid over near Charlottesville who decided to abuse a musical instrument and mount a 'cello...