Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, May 26, 2012
705. Clap is applausible reason
There once was a fellow named Kinnan, Who hired a whore for some sinnin'. Three days after he leapt her He noticed his sceptre Was leaving stains on his bed linen.