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Thursday, May 3, 2012
679. Butt plug
A very sad fellow named Lloyd, Has a single but large hæmorrhoid. The thing is so giant (And not at all pliant) His poor colon just cannot void.
That clever old cuss, Sigmund Freud, A headshrink and cad unalleud... In louche hurly-burlies He'd find him some gurlies And with their emotions he teud.
That clever old cuss, Sigmund Freud,
ReplyDeleteA headshrink and cad unalleud...
In louche hurly-burlies
He'd find him some gurlies
And with their emotions he teud.