Sunday, May 6, 2012

683-684. Maidenheads

A virgin's small membrane of skin,
Slows a man when he tries to get in.
I hope there's no crime in
My rhymin' on hymen --
If so, I've committed a sin.

A woman whose word can be trusted,
Says "My cherry has never been busted.
It has a big scab
So men won't take a stab
Plus, my labia minor are crusted."

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