Wednesday, May 23, 2012

702-703. Pick a pronunciation

A lesbian lady will twitter us
Men while she fingers her clitoris.
She reports "This is great!"
But that fills us with hate
'Cause the fact she won't fuck does embitter us.

There once was a woman named Doris,
Who had an enormous clitoris.
'Twas as large as your thumb
(Made it easy to come)
When she did, she would sing out a chorus.

(Perhaps of "Hold On, I'm Comin'" by Sam and Dave)

1 comment:

  1. Amanda B. Playde-WythMay 23, 2012 at 1:06 AM

    However one pronounces it, I've always liked that reference to it as
    "Nature's Rubik's Cube."