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Monday, May 21, 2012
700. What's for launch?
An amazing young bastard named Corter, Has an asshole that's quite the reporter. He shoves things in his rectum -- You'd never expect 'em To fly as if shot from a mortar!
Congratulations on making it to 700, Limericist. Now in a statement not too long ago you threatened to stop at 700. Sure hope you don't, but I can't know your circumstances. Quite an achievement to get this far with so much excellent and clever quality. You could rest on your laurels but personally I encourage you onward.
I'll tell you, dear friend, what's for launch: I'll tell you for aye and with staunch! My clarinet boy Is for dinner a joy! And for breakfast! And teatime! And braunch!
Congratulations on making it to 700, Limericist. Now in a statement not too long ago you threatened to stop at 700. Sure hope you don't, but I can't know your circumstances. Quite an achievement to get this far with so much excellent and clever quality. You could rest on your laurels but personally I encourage you onward.
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you, dear friend, what's for launch:
ReplyDeleteI'll tell you for aye and with staunch!
My clarinet boy
Is for dinner a joy!
And for breakfast! And teatime! And braunch!