Monday, May 21, 2012

700. What's for launch?

An amazing young bastard named Corter,
Has an asshole that's quite the reporter.
He shoves things in his rectum --
You'd never expect 'em
To fly as if shot from a mortar!


  1. Congratulations on making it to 700, Limericist. Now in a statement not too long ago you threatened to stop at 700. Sure hope you don't, but I can't know your circumstances. Quite an achievement to get this far with so much excellent and clever quality. You could rest on your laurels but personally I encourage you onward.

  2. Lois Carmen de NominatorMay 24, 2012 at 10:35 PM

    I'll tell you, dear friend, what's for launch:
    I'll tell you for aye and with staunch!
    My clarinet boy
    Is for dinner a joy!
    And for breakfast! And teatime! And braunch!