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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Saturday, December 30, 2017
OP513. Even glasses won't help
There once was a colorblind fellow
Who'd pee outside, feeling quite mellow
Someone should let him know
Not to eat any snow
As it tends to just go kinda yellow!
Suzanne, the glasses in your title and subsequent subject matter recalled to me a favorite Graham family tale from the late 1950's. The future Limericist's two-year-older brother Larry was sick in bed when Phil offered him a premeditated, pre-chilled glass of "pineapple juice."
Ah, so early on you established your penchant as a Rhoda Penmark (or in this case, a penismark). We can only hope that brother Larry sniffed out the evil plot before it was a Donne deal and determined "to know from whom the Dole smells."
Suzanne, the glasses in your title and subsequent subject matter recalled to me a favorite Graham family tale from the late 1950's. The future Limericist's two-year-older brother Larry was sick in bed when Phil offered him a premeditated, pre-chilled glass of "pineapple juice."
ReplyDeleteI did no such thing! It was 1951 and I was but 5 years old.
ReplyDeleteAh, so early on you established your penchant as a Rhoda Penmark (or in this case, a penismark). We can only hope that brother Larry sniffed out the evil plot before it was a Donne deal and determined "to know from whom the Dole smells."
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