Saturday, December 30, 2017

OP513. Even glasses won't help

There once was a colorblind fellow
Who'd pee outside, feeling quite mellow
Someone should let him know
Not to eat any snow
As it tends to just go kinda yellow!

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  1. Suzanne, the glasses in your title and subsequent subject matter recalled to me a favorite Graham family tale from the late 1950's. The future Limericist's two-year-older brother Larry was sick in bed when Phil offered him a premeditated, pre-chilled glass of "pineapple juice."

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  2. I did no such thing! It was 1951 and I was but 5 years old.

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    1. Ah, so early on you established your penchant as a Rhoda Penmark (or in this case, a penismark). We can only hope that brother Larry sniffed out the evil plot before it was a Donne deal and determined "to know from whom the Dole smells."

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