Had a putz that was constantly limp.
He found a strange doc
Who replaced his soft cock
With the dick of a virile young chimp.
Feel free to continue the story...
Suzanne Heymann accepted the challenge with this comment, but I think it also belongs on the "front page."
That new body part plowed with each surge
But strange feelings began to emerge
Oh, that new crazy limb
As it grew, guided him
To the zoo with a simian urge.
That new body part plowed with each surge
ReplyDeleteBut strange feelings would start to emerge
Oh, that new crazy limb
As it grew, guided him
To the zoo with a simian urge.
Readers of a certain age will remember hearing "The Little Drummer Boy" (prior to the Bing Crosby version.) It first hit the airwaves in 1958 and was performed by The Harry Simeone Chorale.
ReplyDeleteThe group spawned this regrettable joke of mine:
Q: Where do you put monkeys who sing "The Little Drummer Boy"?
A: In the Hairy Simian Corral.
Gads, I laughed so hard! That was incredibly funny! And you managed to make all three words into a perfect aligned set of puns!
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