Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, April 28, 2017
2469. How do you do 'er?
A desiccate woman in Dewar Found her dates growing fewer and fewer Her chances went dim When men learned that her quim Had closed up; they no longer could screw 'er. Pop. 871