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Thursday, April 27, 2017
2468. Why the long "i"?
A grocery shopper in Shidler Spends much of her time as an idler She's put lots of weight on So cannot walk straight on Down aisles; people call her "The Sidler."
Pop. 439. The "i" is long 'cause that's how the man said it.