Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Sunday, April 9, 2017
2449. Bag from the boondocks
A nasty old whore from Bugtussle Would wear an old-timey snug bussle. Made her dress look like hell But it held down the smell Which escaped from her putrid hug muscle.
Pop. about 100 and once home to Speaker of the House Carl Albert.