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Wednesday, April 26, 2017
2467. Anus and handy
O'Doul, a persuasive galoot, Had a lady friend out in Canute When her pussy was dry He convinced her to try His old cock up her filthy poop chute. Pop. 541
In re your title: Holy mackerel! Did O'Doul drive to Canute from his home in Kingfish(er)? Also, the lady friend was a masochist, and she refused his offer of K-Y Jelly because of her salve ire.
Okie, your puns require explanations for readers younger than about 65.
"Amos and Andy" was a popular radio show which parodied negroes. It ran from 1928 until the late-50s. You will probably want to google the title, but for now...
Kingfish........ head of their lodge Holy Mackerel!" ... his favorite lead-in Salve Ire="Sapphire" ... his wife
In re your title: Holy mackerel! Did O'Doul drive to Canute from his home in Kingfish(er)? Also, the lady friend was a masochist, and she refused his offer of K-Y Jelly because of her salve ire.
ReplyDeleteOkie, your puns require explanations for readers younger than about 65.
ReplyDelete"Amos and Andy" was a popular radio show which parodied negroes. It ran from 1928 until the late-50s. You will probably want to google the title, but for now...
Kingfish........ head of their lodge
Holy Mackerel!" ... his favorite lead-in
Salve Ire="Sapphire" ... his wife