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Sunday, April 23, 2017
2463. Allow me to rune your day
There's a hateful shrew-wife down in Heavener Her husband thinks often of leavin' 'er. But he has no spine, Taking each gripe and whine, For he can't bear the thought of aggrievin' 'er.
Pop. 3,422 and site of a possible Viking rune.