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Thursday, February 9, 2017
OP400. Shit head
Well, only the skankiest whore'll Do anal before doing oral If you do this, you taste Your own bodily waste Butt first, it's completely immoral.
That one's grossly graphic (and clever), Dave! I love the title, the "Whore'll-oral" rhyme, and "Butt" for 'but.'
However, ORTHOgraphically (since L1 is about a single whore,) L2 should read:
Do anal before she does oral
I'd also prefer that lines 3 & 4 didn't switch from talking ABOUT a whore to talking TO her. It breaks a rule of English, the name of which I cannot recall. However, then you'd need them to read something like
If she does this, she tastes Her own bodily wastes
Okay, I've made one minor change to L2, which takes care of the issue.
I don't see L3 on as necessarily talking to the whore, but to anyone who would try that. If you were to try that with a guy, for instance, I'd be saying that only the skankiest whore'll do that, and if you try it...
That one's grossly graphic (and clever), Dave! I love the title, the "Whore'll-oral" rhyme, and "Butt" for 'but.'
ReplyDeleteHowever, ORTHOgraphically (since L1 is about a single whore,) L2 should read:
Do anal before she does oral
I'd also prefer that lines 3 & 4 didn't switch from talking ABOUT a whore to talking TO her. It breaks a rule of English, the name of which I cannot recall. However, then you'd need them to read something like
If she does this, she tastes
Her own bodily wastes
Pedantically yours,
Phil
Okay, I've made one minor change to L2, which takes care of the issue.
DeleteI don't see L3 on as necessarily talking to the whore, but to anyone who would try that. If you were to try that with a guy, for instance, I'd be saying that only the skankiest whore'll do that, and if you try it...