Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, February 27, 2017
2406. Not written on a dare
If you speed in the small town of Adair And get stopped by a cop who says, "Hey, dere." Don't give him no lip Or you'll go on a trip To the jail, where you'll pay or you'll stay dere. Pop. 800. Not sure why the first syllable gets the accent.