Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thursday, February 2, 2017
2381. If you catch my drift (off)
A man who oft dozed down in Natchez And was hung, so had girlfriends in batches, Said, "I hate when you slap me a- wake from Sleep Apnea, I like my snoozing in snatches."