Saturday, February 11, 2017

2389. "A woman drove me to drink..."

A drunkard set down his 5th flagon
Heading out said, "I'm now on the wagon."
Returned  in an hour
Announced (face all a-glower),
"Set 'em up, I can't stand my wife's naggin'."

My title -- the start of a quote by WC Fields -- ends,
"and I never even had the decency to thank her."

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