A horny young fellow named Reg,
Was jerking off under a hedge.
The gardener drew near
With a huge pruning shear,
And trimmed off the edge of his wedge.
There was an old fellow named Fletcher,
A lewd and perverted old lecher.
In a spirit of meanness
He cut off his penis,
And now he regrets it, I betcha.
There was a young man from Salinas
Who had an extremely long penis:
Believe it or not,
When he lay on his cot
It reached from Marin to Martinez.
There is a young fellow from Leeds
Whose skin is so thin his cock bleeds
Whenever erect,
This dermal defect
Often scares him from sowing his seeds.
My trouser-snake stands up and cheers
When confronted with boobs in brassieres;
But, in charming my cobra,
The bosom with no bra
Can almost reduce it to tears.
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