Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, November 7, 2016
2289. Small talk
At a party, guy bet me a dollar I could not find a woman and ball 'er Took one upstairs with pride, Showed my dick, she replied, "That looks like a penis... but smaller."