Monday, November 7, 2016

2289. Small talk

At a party, a guy bet a dollar
I could not find a woman and ball 'er
Took one upstairs with pride,
Showed my dick, she replied,
"That looks like a penis... but smaller."

1 comment:

  1. Then she said, "That's just perfect! I'll take it!
    I'll sure have a good time and not fake it!
    'Cause if you were to dig
    With a tool that's too big
    I would snap like a twig; would not make it!"