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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Monday, November 7, 2016
2289. Small talk
At a party, a guy bet a dollar I could not find a woman and ball 'er Took one upstairs with pride, Showed my dick, she replied, "That looks like a penis... but smaller."
Then she said, "That's just perfect! I'll take it! I'll sure have a good time and not fake it! 'Cause if you were to dig With a tool that's too big I would snap like a twig; would not make it!"
Then she said, "That's just perfect! I'll take it!
ReplyDeleteI'll sure have a good time and not fake it!
'Cause if you were to dig
With a tool that's too big
I would snap like a twig; would not make it!"