Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Thursday, November 17, 2016
2300. Timing is everything
Guys, I bet this has happened to you: You are having a leisurely screw But you know you won't last 'Til she comes; you go fast And your dick falls out, making her blue.