Tuesday, November 15, 2016

2299. A monumental limerick

In a crevice he started his drilling
Found the jack-hammer action fulfilling
He got off his rocks

Now, think outside the box,
Gutzon Borglum's Mount Rushmore is thrilling!

3 comments:

  1. Aha! Catering to those of us with filthy minds, just to put us on a guilt trip with your punishing, puritan punchline!

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  2. I rarely get in a 'surprise ending,' but thought that was one of my better ones.

    Actually, I think my fave part is Line 4's double entendre... or did that slip past you? Maybe I should have reddened it, too.

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  3. I did get it (Line 4). I wondered why that wasn't also in red. I should have mentioned it. It was only your punchline that was puritan, as I had indicated (maybe that was too subtle a hint...)

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