Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, October 31, 2016
OP363. Say, (What the) Hey, Kid?
This one's from my brother, OkieJokey, who asked me to post it as he couldn't get it up...
At my door, clad in baseball 'road grays,' ‘Pon a Hallowe'en teen I did gaze. Ear of corn caught my eye Sticking out of his fly Had this name on his back: Willy Maize.
Hall of Fame center
fielder Willie Mays is nicknamed “The Say Hey Kid.”