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Saturday, October 29, 2016
2279. Evangelism can widen the schism
Ecumenical meeting, St. Louis: Chatted up an attendee, a Jewess. Told her, "Time you should try a Switch to the Messiah." She slapped me! How come Jews eschew us?"