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Tuesday, October 4, 2016
2256. Pesce problem
Once I've finished and withdrawn my dong It can seem like I've done something wrong Though no license for fishin' I've fulfilled my wish 'n' The odor of tuna is strong.
You and David keep talking about How we gals smell like tuna or trout I'm sure most of us lean Towards good quim hygiene I sure keep my own clean, there's no doubt!
Your pecker, you ought to just boil it To purge smell and germs as you soil it All you boys rarely wash Your hands after you slosh And spill urine when using the toilet!
Of your 10th line, we're certainly guilty 'Cause our peckers can be a bit tilty On our hands we don't dribble 'Bout washing, don't quibble Be glad our dicks aren't always wilty.
I'm supposed to be happy your dicks Aren't wilty? Why? Are they like bricks? There's no benefit there So I really don't care And there's nothing with flair dicks can fix.
We can't pee when our dicks are erect That's for your benefit, I suspect Otherwise we could piss In your slimy abyss Which would likely your pussy infect.
What the hell do you want, a cigar? You want praise with a shiny gold star? Just because you ain't peed in The hole where we're bleedin'? The one you're so needin' And enter full speed in? Then there'd be no breedin', by far!
This dialogue's grown quite absurd Here's my final one; want the last word? Well, if you should reply I'll be one stand-up guy ("Stand-up" meaning what you have inferred.)
You and David keep talking about
ReplyDeleteHow we gals smell like tuna or trout
I'm sure most of us lean
Towards good quim hygiene
I sure keep my own clean, there's no doubt!
Your pecker, you ought to just boil it
To purge smell and germs as you soil it
All you boys rarely wash
Your hands after you slosh
And spill urine when using the toilet!
Of your 10th line, we're certainly guilty
Delete'Cause our peckers can be a bit tilty
On our hands we don't dribble
'Bout washing, don't quibble
Be glad our dicks aren't always wilty.
I'm supposed to be happy your dicks
DeleteAren't wilty? Why? Are they like bricks?
There's no benefit there
So I really don't care
And there's nothing with flair dicks can fix.
We can't pee when our dicks are erect
DeleteThat's for your benefit, I suspect
Otherwise we could piss
In your slimy abyss
Which would likely your pussy infect.
What the hell do you want, a cigar?
DeleteYou want praise with a shiny gold star?
Just because you ain't peed in
The hole where we're bleedin'?
The one you're so needin'
And enter full speed in?
Then there'd be no breedin', by far!
This dialogue's grown quite absurd
DeleteHere's my final one; want the last word?
Well, if you should reply
I'll be one stand-up guy
("Stand-up" meaning what you have inferred.)