Saturday, October 1, 2016

2253. No Sweetheart of the Rodeo

There once was a cowgirl named Yount 
Whom the cowboys would all try to mount
But when she'd toss and twitch
Not one son of a bitch
Could stay on for an eight-second count.

Do you know what 'rodeo sex' is?  That's when you're screwing your wife doggy-style, you reach 'round her waist and clasp your hands, and whisper in her ear, "Your sister really likes it this way."  Then you try to hang on for eight seconds.


  1. How vile! Here's my revenge: rather than 'bucking' like a horse, I'd reply, "So does your brother!"

    Then you'd be saying (in a semi panic): "Which one?"

    Haha! Gotcha!

    1. My brothers have had it in for me all my life.

    2. Take a guess, David; only one of two choices. You have a 50-50 chance of getting it right.

  2. Among guys, "having it in for another" means you're screwing his woman, Suz.