Saturday, October 1, 2016

2253. No Sweetheart of the Rodeo

There once was a cowgirl named Yount 
Whom the cowboys would all try to mount
But when she'd toss and twitch
Not one son of a bitch
Could stay on for an eight-second count.


Do you know what 'rodeo sex' is?  That's when you're screwing your wife doggy-style, you reach 'round her waist and clasp your hands, and whisper in her ear, "Your sister really likes it this way."  Then you try to hang on for eight seconds.

5 comments:

  1. How vile! Here's my revenge: rather than 'bucking' like a horse, I'd reply, "So does your brother!"

    Then you'd be saying (in a semi panic): "Which one?"

    Haha! Gotcha!

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    1. My brothers have had it in for me all my life.

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    2. Take a guess, David; only one of two choices. You have a 50-50 chance of getting it right.

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  2. Among guys, "having it in for another" means you're screwing his woman, Suz.

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