Saturday, January 31, 2015

PD179-180. Aged past perfection

Said a horrid old hag, "Look here, honey.
I know that I’m wrinkled and funny,
But get me in bed
With a sack on my head
And I’ll give you a run for your money."

There was an old maiden named Grissing
Who discovered what she had been missing.
When she laid on the sod,
She cried out, "Oh, Dear God!
All these years I just used it for pissing!"

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