Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
1590. Old fogey
I know of a man in Muskogee Who always is seen with a stogie But as we've been taught He doesn't smoke pot He'd like to, but it makes him logy.
Pop. 40,000, it was made famous by Merle Haggard's song.